i need to find a way to curb my appetite.
i can feel my whole body expanding.

ugh.
what am i doing?
i need to be looking for a job.
i feel like i should already have a job, though.

why isnt my job here yet?
commmeeerre commere com'ere come here.
ugh.

see that face?
yeah. id piss my pants if i ever saw one of these irl.
just sayin.

so today i was wondering to myself.... why do i bite my straws?
my mind immediately came to the fact that any place that sells soft drinks, or any kind of prepared drink (frappucinos, slushies, etc.) has huuuuge fucking straws.

when i was younger, i noticed that mcdonalds changed their straws and i just thought "what the FUCK?" then there are panera bread's straws for their smoothies.... jesus christ.. im sure that these companies thought it would hilarious to see their customers make their best dick sucking faces in order to slurp on some drank... well i say no.
bite those damn straws.
if you dont, it's too much drink at once.

you have to savor that shit.

i feel like a have two things in common with lauren in rules of attraction: i didnt lose my v card until i was 19. im assuming she's a freshman in college so maybe she's 18 or 19.
 and she is in love with victor, who is basically exactly like a guy i dated back in the day... i dont even feel like describing him. watch the movie and find out.


"if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me."

did my own acrylic nails last night.
for some horribly dumb reason, i didnt think that it would smell.
no windows open, no fans running, and baby in the house.
good thing the little slugger's door was closed.
i kept feeling like i was swooning all night...

BUT LOOK AT MY NAILS :D

trying to educate mutti on rhps, but she took a nap at the best part.
:(

skul fukd


on another note... i woke up without my voice this morning. i have it feeling it is a result of all that repressed shower singing that i did in my car yesterday. whoops.

about to have another one of my visible facial piercings taken out.
another foot into the big kid door.
gulp.

i cant stop imagining how cool it would be to have penny go grocery shopping for me.
imagine this cute little cat getting me medicine and food. :)

uhgod... this is another point in my life where i should be a nervous wreck.
imean, im completely congested and tired and thirsty.
but thats nothing compared to how i should feel: unsure, unsecure, and scared.
ughh. gimme back my medicine.

nothing new to report.

oh baby oh baby.
guess whats on showtime on demand?? c: