so today i was wondering to myself.... why do i bite my straws?
my mind immediately came to the fact that any place that sells soft drinks, or any kind of prepared drink (frappucinos, slushies, etc.) has huuuuge fucking straws.
when i was younger, i noticed that mcdonalds changed their straws and i just thought "what the FUCK?" then there are panera bread's straws for their smoothies.... jesus christ.. im sure that these companies thought it would hilarious to see their customers make their best dick sucking faces in order to slurp on some drank... well i say no.
bite those damn straws.
if you dont, it's too much drink at once.
you have to savor that shit.
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