I've been getting headaches every day now for the past couple months.
I can't stand it, because these are not normal headaches.
Sometimes it lasts for only a second and feels like somebody stabbed my head really quick with a needle. Other times it hurts at the base of my skull and it is very painful to breathe in. I keep thinking that I'm dying every time I get one of these pains.
I feel like these pains are probably from my wisdom teeth... I also think they are from stress. I'm sure it would have only been stress from work if I weren't such a hypochondriac... I literally think I'm about to kick the bucket every time I get these pains.
I know I'm repeating myself about 20 thousand times, but this fucking sucks...

And now I'm sick on top of the head pains....

I can't deal.

Can somebody stop this onslaught of snot coming out of my nose?
JEEEEEBUS
All I want to do is smoke a cigarette, but going out into the cold will make it worse... So will smoking.

Notable stuff:

• I've become addicted and recently slightly less addicted to Homestuck. Like, this shit is gold.
• I'm still a large walrus/whale/manatee hybrid.
• My wisdom teeth need to be extracted. I will make sure whoever picks me up when this happens gets a good video. I will also make sure I lose 20 pounds before that video actually happens.
• My new car needs to be repaired as much as my old car did. Bummer.
• I got a new pair of work pants that "really compliment my hips". That's cool.
• I'm soooo close to pulling out my sewing machine... SOOOO close.

Fuck it.

I'm going to smoke.